Sneakers

 

Sneakers, sneakers

they call the lady miss sneakers

Cause she's got the wildest sneakers

on the Upper East Side

Sneakers, sneakers

they call the lady miss sneakers

When other sneaker owners see her

they just want to run and hide

 

And when you see her comin'

she's skipping down the street

And she's always got that schnauzer

and she's always got sneakers on her feet

 

She's got a million pairs of sneakers

lying on her closet floor

And whenever she gets restless

she buys a million more!

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Sneakers, sneakers

they call the lady miss sneakers

Cause she's got the neatest sneakers

on the Upper East Side